rester

a person who places a penis in his/her mouth but does not suck it.

He may not be sucking a dick but its definitely rested in his mouth...that makes him a rester

by bigmikek69 April 7, 2009

Rister

Lee Shizzarp's little big sister

Rister came home and said hi to Lee

by Paco November 1, 2004

Rotter

some one who is a horrible bastard in life and if you ran into them in the street you would be that shocked youd shit you pants

Oh my fuckin god that guy is an Absolute Rotter!

by Rotterfullbastard November 15, 2010

Rosterfish

P.C. word for Cock sucker

That cop is a real Rosterfish!

by ssmachinist August 24, 2009

Rouster

A devastatingly potent or loud fart. A formidable bowel emission.

I tried to sneak one out but it came out loud as the morning dawn, a real Rouster. no one could deny that it was me, what with me blushing and all.

by THEpsyentist August 2, 2011

Router

1 of 3 Sacred Relics of the "Internet", the router is a mysterious electronic eidolon bridge frequently used to improve the "Man Cave" (Inner Sanctum) of Gamers, Tech support buildings, and your house, if you like fast internet.
Legends say the relic is one of 3 items used to initiate the Sacred Rite known as "The Lan Party"
(If it doesn't work, try unplugging it and then plug it back in)

Jamal: Man I'm trying to find a router, got anything like a new Linksys?
Sweaty Radioshack Employee: Right this way sir, I'll show you the latest Netgear Routers.

by Disciple of Brudda Osas December 22, 2020

Screaming Rooster

When the man is about to "finish" the girl pulls out his penis and yanks on it really hard while she inserts a dildo into his behind.

My girl gave me the screaming rooster last night

by Whatyousaid April 25, 2017