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Retarded Penquin

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "
by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016
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Retarded Nigger

A nigger that is retarded .
That black dude just tried to stole my bike and he fell halfway .
Lol , what a retarded nigger .
by RetarderusNiggerus October 17, 2018
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liam the retard

by red tahng February 16, 2017
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Retard strength

The inexplicable physical force possessed by the mentally handicapped, even after they have been institutionalized or are incapable of any excercise program. Retard strength is never used for any constructive purpose, and often results in unintentional injury.
Even after he broke out of his restraints and had three guards and a nurse subduing him, he still had enough retard strength to break two chairs and a table.
by Drgorpon November 13, 2006
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Retard Hit

A retard hit is taking a hit of tobacco through a bong or a pipe, turning your lungs into useless sacks. Anyone that does a retard hit therefore must be retarded.
"Retard hits in bongs fucking suck"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"
by DoctorDumb December 28, 2017
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Retarded asshole

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.
"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."
by Diamond V June 6, 2018
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retard umbrella

Encompassing behavior of a less than Mensa like IQ
Eric mixed White Russians as his drink of choice for a 90 degree carb day outing. As a result , His friends think he’s under the retard umbrella
by Walleyed September 5, 2019
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