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Real Republican

A person who shares the same beliefs that the original republicans had (Like that all men are equal, the government should stay out of our private lives, The rich should pay their fair share, business monopolies have no place in America. etc. etc.) Sometimes called Lincoln Lovers and lightly spoofed in an episode of American dad

The very opposite of what most people think of when they hear the word Republicans.

So in short, Real republicans are pretty much modern Democrats
Sally: "So what political party are you?"
Dave: "I'm a Real Republican."
Sally: "Oh God, you're one of -those- people, let me guess, you're rich, extremely ignorant, and hate everyone who has less money than you?"
Dave: "Actually I give 20% of my income to local charities, I volunteer at animal and homeless shelters in my spare time, and on weekends I help walk women into Planned Parenthood if there are violent-looking protesters around. So who's the ignorant one now, bitch?"
by 1993235487o8q2 December 16, 2011
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Bullshit Republican Argument

An argument made by an arguing party, after repeatedly presenting various claims or points that have been shot down by the other party (possibly citing sources), that has nothing to to do with the discourse, and often insults someone or some thing.

The main difference between this and a red herring or ad hominem is the preceeding claim/disproved process that is essentially ignored.

Named because this is often used by Republicans or Religious people, though it's applicable in any context.
A: Obama's not American!
B: Yes he is, and here's a copy of the birth record.
A: Obama is Hitler!
B: Nope, Hitler's dead, Obama's not, therefore Obama is not Hitler.
A: Obama's as bad as Hitler!
B: Obama has not directly caused the death of 11-17 million people, so no. (Wikipedia link)
A: Obamacare still sucks!
B: That was a bullshit republican argument that has nothing to do with what we just talked about, and I now think less of you for making that point, and less of me for allowing this conversation to go as long as it did before walking away. Good day.
by RekkenSanStopSpewingBS May 7, 2011
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Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.
Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.
by Nick S December 5, 2004
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Rainbow Republican

A gay man or lesbian woman who exclusively vote republican.
It's 2016 and there are still Rainbow Republicans out there.
by JAZ_254 June 17, 2016
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Lead paint republican

Republicans that are upset that the liberals and the main stream media conspired to do away with perfectly safe lead paint.
The lead paint republicans are upset that liberal scientist and media are against asbestos tissue paper and dust masks.
by Walter Ego1 July 4, 2017
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IRA(Irish republican asshole

When you are having sex and shove a pipe bomb in a British woman’s ass and detonate it making an explosion of cum and blood
You should try the IRA(Irish republican asshole) I shoved a bomb in her ass and it blew my dick to pieces!
by IHateTheBrits May 23, 2022
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Westport Republican

A Connecticut person who professes to be a supporter of the Republican political party and its ideology yet tends to vote for Democratic political candidates and to side with the Democratic political party on political, social and economic issues.
My friend claims to be a Republican, but he voted for Barack Obama for president. He is a Westport Republican.
by lawyer63 September 24, 2011
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