texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.

Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.

by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024

Curl refresh day

An instance where you simply feel like that person, and you feel deeply connected and endowed to yourself.

Having a curl refresh day makes me feel like I’m that person

by Babyyodafan69 January 18, 2025

Curl refresh day

An instance where you simply feel like that person, and you feel deeply connected and endowed to yourself.

Having a curl refresh day makes me feel like I’m that person

by Babyyodafan69 January 18, 2025

Stockport Refreshment

When a man Ejaculates butthole patiently waits for her to fart it out into a warm glass before the women poo’s on top of the drink and then spits on it before forcing the man to drink it fully naked.

I had an absolutely rocking stockport refreshment at a lamberts cafe

by English LewLew March 7, 2026

Death Refresh

"Death Refresh" (n.) — The act of compulsively clicking refresh while dreading the arrival of bad news, such as a rejection email, medical results, or an unwanted message.
Coined by Aaron Renfroe, March 20, 2026.

I was caught in a death refresh all day, waiting to hear back from my client.

by MossyMan65 March 20, 2026

Poop reference

A poop reference is a trigger phrase that sends people named Balian into spirals of agony and rage

Balian:Dude i just dropped a massive log
You:Dude was that a poop reference?
Balian:Dude (your name) can you shut the fuck up! (insert racial slurs)

by EyesackBallsack May 9, 2025

Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.

Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2025