Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.

1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010

ranchsion

A ranch-style mansion

Wanna go chill at my ranchsion?

by abbotofthemonastary September 26, 2010

ranch catcher

A man of questionable sexual orientation

My friend doesn't like women anymore. He is becoming a ranch catcher.

by imadethisword2 November 24, 2013

rancid dream

A uncomfortable dream that isn't quite a nightmare, but recreates a very disturbing unsettling situation. Like getting dumped or getting bad news. Or going to work in the nude.

I thought I shit my pants while at the store, but I woke up and realized it was only a rancid dream.

I went to work naked yesterday by accident and I was subsequently humiliated. I woke up, and to my relief I was only rancid dreaming.

by oskillate January 7, 2014

ranch dipper

A fat country girl who sleeps around

Did you see the girl on party down south? She's a ranch dipper!!

by Vincenzo925 October 5, 2015

Ranch Dance

After consuming Pizza Ranch the urge to poo is like a kick to the stomach. You squeeze your cheeks and hope the bathroom is open.

I had to do the Ranch Dance to not shit my pants.

by Nobody-important September 14, 2016

ranchy carrot

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

by Riedisawesome November 12, 2016