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SPACE RANGER

The HOLE RIM ANUS ASSHOLE being expanded

Use of a SPECULUM to show others what the REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE looks like.

In ADULT SEX STORE the expansion factors for every ADULT SEX TOY to bring ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE to EVERY ASSHOLE, CUNT, MOUTH , AND DICK MEATUS OPENING.

The distance any one travels especially an ELON REEVE MUSK TESLA.
Truly the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL needs a REAL GOOD FUCKING by the perfect SPACE RANGER here at the SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE deserves to have a SPECULUM utilized for a SPACE RANGER session INSTAGRAMMED.

We need SPACE RANGER experts to go to each and every ADULT SEX STORE to bring perfect anatomical compliance.

Everyday you should get a reading on your SPACE RANGER distance you went.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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Rangerous

Dangerous, Strangerous, Mangerous. Something edgy, original, and biblicool. Or just another way to say something rocks.
So much koolaid and so much dancing, man that ZZZ party this weekend was rangerous!
by jojopotatoe October 13, 2009
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Foxtail Ranger

1. When a dildo that has a furry tail is inserted into a persons anus

2. A wildland fire fighter
1. Brittney sure is a good Foxtail Ranger on her onlyfans
2. Look at all those foxtail rangers hike up that hill, fuck that!
by Foxtail ranger November 24, 2021
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Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
by TxHuey June 4, 2017
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Ranger

A guy who will block any girl who likes him as more than a friend. Always leaves you on opened and is fun to be around. Wont hold your hand because he thinks it’s gae.
If you know a Ranger, you should escape while you can!
by morgyisurmom April 17, 2022
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Anubis Rangers Mom

Fatass bitch who likes to roll in the mud, a basic land whale. Fat bitch
Person :ong is there an attack rn?
Person 2: nah its just Anubis Rangers Mom
Person: fat bitch
by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024
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Dirty Ranger

A position in which a women and man sword fight and get third partyed by their dog
by BDM*^*^*^*989 September 19, 2022
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