The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008
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Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn!"
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"
Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"
Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."
by Junk28 October 1, 2007
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Created by three board school children in manchester who created this word to describe each other.
Used to discribe someone that has done something stupid or who is being an annoying little bugger.
Used to discribe someone that has done something stupid or who is being an annoying little bugger.
someone: is your birthday really a national holiday.
Me: cause its not you little perchu i was winding you up.
Me: cause its not you little perchu i was winding you up.
by gillybean February 23, 2005
Get the perchu mug.A cougar that is long past her prime. The last stage in the Cougar Evolution. Usually hanging out at events that sound like they will attract a younger crowd but do not. If you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than likely you are in Porch Cat territory.
Guy1: Dude, what's up with this party? There is nothing but Porch Cats up in here.
Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!
Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!
by The Michalenko January 28, 2009
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Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.
by wolverine_hair September 7, 2008
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Person 1: yo that Porchigger Be actin crazy.
Person 2: damn darkies
Person 3: Lets move to a non portuguese neighborhood
Porchigger: **blabberin in portuguese**
Person 1: i'll get the rope
Person 2: damn darkies
Person 3: Lets move to a non portuguese neighborhood
Porchigger: **blabberin in portuguese**
Person 1: i'll get the rope
by Wooooooootang February 9, 2010
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