jail punk

the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!

jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!

jail punk: YESSIR!

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

pinkston

Has swag and bitches

Unnamed JROTC corporal: "Damn that pinkston kid has all the swag"

by skid_markwhalberg March 17, 2016

pinkspoof

Beacon of Knowledge and Hope, God of Gods, hates religion. chugs salt like there’s no tomorrow, very swagalicious

pinkspoof: ‘wa.’
SpoofStan1: ‘oh my goodness he is so knowledgeable.’
SpoofStan2: ‘amne.’

by big_nacho June 21, 2021

teenage punk

Noun. Pejorative term. A teenager considered a nuisance or smartass by a member of an older generation. Ex. my grandfather.

"Hey, you teenage punk! Pull your pants up and turn down that music. In my day, kids like you were murdered by the clean cut kids." - My grandfather, and probably your's, too.

by tglee September 1, 2012

Alley Punk

A (usually adolescent) person who listens to several undeground genres (crust punk/ d-beat/ Thrash Black/Street Punk...) Is poor. Is messy, fucked-up and usually starts smoking cheap cigarettes and drinking alcohol at a young age. Hangs out with a small group of individuals who are usually in the same bands, and would go as far as killing a poser if they enter the territory. they usually have one alley they chill at and are part of a tight underground scene.

Boy: "Dad, can I hang out with those cool punk kids?"
Dad: "No! Those alley punks would beat you up if you go in their alley!"

by Outlaw-Scumfuck October 26, 2012

Ratchet Punk

1. A New Jersey based movement found on the notion that punk should confront the state, not lie in bed with it. Ratchet Punks reject all conventional norms of social conduct, moral code and any PC punk nonsense. Being ratchet, or ratchetness involves giving no f$ck$, staying drunk and high, having as much unprotected sex as possible, and loving the ass. Ratchet punks listen to all forms of punk and metal, with a profound appreciation for trap music and modern hip hop.

2. A horny, drunk punk

3. A large black man wearing fake gold

"Ratchet Punks live by the ass, and die by the bottle."

"This Ratchet punk just passed out in my kitchen."

"Who's the Ratchet punk killin it with the gold chains?"

by Drunx&Punx June 24, 2013

Daft Punk

The secretive robot-house duo Daft Punk is actually Greg Page and Anthony Field from the Wiggles.

The revelation came after Field was seen walking around in a blue skivvy and a robot helmet in Sydney yesterday. “I just totally lost track of what I was doing,” Field said. “I’d just finished up a Wiggles concert and was off to a Daft Punk interview and forgot to take the skivvy off. So now everyone knows. It’s no biggy”.

Page – who left the Wiggles earlier this year to concentrate on Daft Punk’s new album – says there is more crossover between the two groups than many people realise. “Daft Punk’s first album was actually just Hot Potato played backwards with a high-pass filter,” he said.

Asked which group he prefers, Field said, “I do enjoy playing to a room full of screaming kids. But I probably prefer the Wiggles concerts”. #Daft Punk

by OrganicGodSlayer September 5, 2020