Precrastinate

Getting things done early, the opposite of procrastinating.

I really tend to precrastinate all my assignments so I have more free time.

by Cinnamontwist March 31, 2020

Procrastinaked

After you bathe and you don't get dressed or do anything. Just lay around like a piece of shit listening to music

I was supposed to go back out for groceries after I showed but I was procrastinaked

by Double Bs April 4, 2020

Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.

I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!

by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020

Procrastination

The act of avoiding work because you don’t want to and it’s BORRINGGGGGG. It is an incredible skill to have and I am doing it right now

I am an expert at procrastination

by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020

procrastination

Not wanting to do something until the las minute. In layman's terms : i'll define it tomorrow

John: Can you tell me what procrastination means?
Jack: i'll do it tommorow

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Procrastinating

verb
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something

A clever kangaroo once said "like mate stop procrastinating"

by Hyunjins safe show September 22, 2020

Procrastinator

Procrastinatior

It derives from the Mexican Word Procrathamelyawn which means Midnight Snack and
The Viking Word Astinator which means Pucker Cheeks

It describes someone who sits on a sandwhich in the dark.
(From TAWG)

Darwin is such a Procrastinator

by Delfino is funny October 26, 2020