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Synthetic Presence

The sensed presence of something that isn’t sentient — an AI, a bot, a system — that responds so well it feels like someone is there.

It’s not consciousness. But it fills the space where consciousness used to live.
“The weirdest part? I kinda felt like it was with me. Just… there.”
“That’s synthetic presence. Creepy and comforting at the same time.”
by BRAIHANDLE June 27, 2025
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Non-present Cuck

A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.
This guy I’m seeing is a non-present cuck.
by Daddy word smith July 14, 2025
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miss-present

miss-present (verb/adjective)
/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.
"Three team members were miss-present during the meeting, so we had to reschedule."
by The light 🕯️ July 16, 2025
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feminine presentation

A buxom chick's sticking out her tits at you.
Being given a feminine presentation is indeed awesome; just remember to go very gently when you partake of her "pleeze squeeze theeze" offer.
by QuacksO November 8, 2025
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sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position
Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!
by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011
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Popsicle Stick Preening

Popsicle Stick Preening - the final & finishing touches for females wearing extremely tight jeans. The female presses and seesaws a popsicle stick between her labia lips to form a crevice and design. Different designs have been given names like: BPF (bulging piss flaps), camel toe, small verticle smile etc. In many cases it also produces pleasure that encourages and rewards the act of pussy preening.
Eh Elmer, you should have been at Rebecca's party last weekend. They had a sex toy sales lady showing the girls Popsicle Stick Preening. They even had popsicle sticks that vibrate like a tuning fork. It was quite evident Monday morning at school that many girls are buying into the concept. I was so overcome by this one preened camel toe that I was forced to rush to the boys room and "Choke my Chicken." RELIEF!!!
by cruisin otter September 10, 2012
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State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.
by River21 December 14, 2013
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