poconut

physical contact with one's testicles by one's own or another's appendage, typically the hand. In certain contexts the appendage doing the touching could be represented by an elbow, a knee, a foot or even a fist. A "bare", "hairy" or "cracked" poconut implies skin on skin contact, while a "poconut on the tree" or "poconut with leaves" indicates indirect contact as when an intervening article of clothing or fabric shields the target testicle(s) from otherwise receiving a direct physical contact (si.e. kin on skin) from the touching appendage.

1. Joe: That TSA guy was a little bit too friendly. He gave me a couple of poconuts.

Bob: Oh man, were they hairy?

Joe: Nah, they were on the tree and still had leaves, but I think he would've cracked one open if I had gone to the private screening area with him.

2. Ken had a date with Barbie last night. I knew she liked candy and all, but apparently she played the Easter Bunny and gave him some serious poconut belly jean action.

by phaeidaeux February 7, 2013

Popcorn tooth

Popcorn tooth is something that happens to your teeth when you don’t brush your teeth enough and they then go all yellow and look like toffee popcorn

Gavin: ewww you have popcorn tooth

James: OMG I do shit I better learn to brush my teeth more

Gavin: yeah you dirty skunk

by Ultimate popcorn December 4, 2017

Popcorn chicken porn

Similar to chicken nugget porn.

Midget amputee porn.

Dude, check out the popcorn chicken porn.

by Dribblewitt June 7, 2018

popcorn catchers

Cleavage, big breasted women

When you go to the movies with a V-neck shirt on and you drop some popcorn, it always falls into the popcorn catchers

by Gas Girl May 13, 2018

popcorn thot

Something someone screams at you for no real reason

Kylie is such a popcorn thot

by antisocial.mee November 9, 2019

porco fumo

Porco fumo is a slang used by italiano people that means "fuck smoke". This expression was invented by a 15 years old teenager based in Turin ti avoid blasphemy.

Porco fumo raga! Che caldo!
Porco fumo, me ne sono fatta una ieri!

by ItalianMan69 November 23, 2021

Popcorn Shits

When you go to the movies and order too much popcorn and when ya get home your stomach starts to queeze and when ya shit, it'll go pop pop pop pop outta your ass

"Ay get the small popcorn this time"
"Why?"
"I ate a large popcorn during the last movie and I took residency on my toilet with the popcorn shits"

by somebodythatyoudontknow July 9, 2022