Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.
That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."
by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013
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When one's boxers become exposed to the outside world
When one's boxers become exposed to the outside world
by Paynoattention22 November 23, 2013
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To punch someone with all your power.
To cause intensive harm or damage, preferably to the head.
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To cause intensive harm or damage, preferably to the head.
This bitch had the nerve to give me these dirty looks. I stared that bitch down like I"ll "POOF!" Ya Shit.
If you play games with my money ima "POOF!" Ya Shit. (As to say: I'ma knock your fucking head off)
If you play games with my money ima "POOF!" Ya Shit. (As to say: I'ma knock your fucking head off)
by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013
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Dude 2. "Dude! That stinks! Is it crap?"
Dude 1. "Yeah, I think it's a poofar."
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Dude 1. "Yeah, I think it's a poofar."
by Dr Language. March 13, 2014
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by Pontos November 29, 2014
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Tom: Um, i think its about to attack us.
Bob: Oh shit.
Tom: RUN
*The Poofs jumps into a basket full of Pepsi cans that was behind Bob and Tom*
Tom: Um, i think its about to attack us.
Bob: Oh shit.
Tom: RUN
*The Poofs jumps into a basket full of Pepsi cans that was behind Bob and Tom*
by Spuffy01 March 9, 2015
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