Italian Penis

A large and girthy shaft. Lets just say its not just the Italian men's good looks why women love them. Definately among the largest of the white race. The definition below this one seems like its coming from some angry insecure male taking out his insecurities on Italians. Italians usualy come out on top in most European penis size studies.

Tina: Its a snake, its a elephant trunk, its a baseball bat!
Carly: No, its just an Italian Penis

by Tinafay April 27, 2013

Penis Smack

When one exposes their penis and smacks against a surface, such as a window or an actual person.

You can penis smack someone in the face. But it is considered gay to penis smack another penis.

Yo' Caleb, I'll give you $20 to penis smack Miss Hallian's window!!

by Gmoney56 December 1, 2007

Penis Tear

The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.

Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.

I got a penis tear in my boxers.

by Free Dan January 24, 2013

Penis Gang

A gang that particularly has very small male genitalia, This gang is known for smoking coc and eating penus for lunch and linner

Boy 1: Have you heard of Penis Gang?
Boy 2: Yeah they been smokin dicks n' shit in my school

by SwagMaster87 November 9, 2017

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Penis Monster

A woman (or man) who has an insatiable hunger for male genitalia. These individuals prefer to go balls deep. The mere sight of a penis is often enough to whip a Penis Monster into a nob-gobbling frenzy. Usually Penis Monsters are not sexually satisfied until they get some dirt under their fingernails. The opposite of a cock tease, a Penis Monster is a definite cock please.

Guy 1: Oh man!!! Cindy was awsome last night. She was a total Penis Monster.
Guy 2: Just remember Penis Monsters don't love you. They love the pee pee.

by Edwin Wiggins March 1, 2010

peniscule

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

by steve grill April 6, 2004