Pokemon Evolution

The misconception about the theory of evolution that most creationists and evolution deniers espouse. This misconception comes from false information and ideas about the process of evolution.

Pokemon Evolution entails creatures giving birth to or morphing into entirely new species or iterations of a species over single or very few generations. Anyone who understands and has studied the theory of evolution at a basic level knows, this does not happen as mentioned.

Only certain species are capable of metamorphosis and it is a time and energy consuming process that does not change the original species into a new one. It is simply a maturation of the species (such as a nymph to a full fledged adult insect).

Creationist: I don't see monkeys turning into humans. My grandfather was not a chimp. Evolution is a lie.

Creationist 2: Yea, dogs aren't giving birth to cats and ducks. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Person with common sense: Ahh.. The "Pokemon Evolution" argument. Why don't you two pick up a book about evolution and stop watching cartoons.

by and so it begins! March 8, 2011

pokemon

ok first of all. all the games are practicly the same. so all of u idiots who say red blue and yellow are great but the others are horrid. are just full of shit. catching 150 pokemon and catching like 450 isnt that big of a deal. alllso. for u dicks who say the card game is horrid are idiots. the game takes skill. and good times making ur oerfect deck. i just wanted to put that in there. oh. and i agree that the new episodes of the show suck balls.

ill use my pokemon card bill and draw two cards from my deck! chaaaaa

by bonewolf June 15, 2008

Pokemon

A small creature (sometimes large) that speaks no english what so ever yet their masters can understand what they are saying.
Or more commonly known as a pest.

Man I was in math class the other day with Tony and man he was being such a pokemon.

by tommy gray April 12, 2006

pokémon cut

When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.

Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.

Mike: Use lubricant?

Robert: Vaseline bitch!

Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!

by mikebaran February 3, 2005

pokemonland

joost home place
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some dude-where do you live
joost-pokemon land

by frenchise December 22, 2004

Emo poem

Random words put together to make a person seem depressed who has everything in the world.

John: Hey dude whatcha writing?
Bill: I am writing an emo poem.
John: So random words that are depressing?
Bill: Suree...im gunna go cut myself now.

by BillieBobb November 22, 2010

Pokemon Brown

An RPG game, developed by Game Freak and Creatures Inc. in 2002. It is arguably the best game from the 'Pokemon' series to be released on game-boy and game-boy colour.

It was later re-released on the Nintendo DS in 2009, under the name of 'Pokemon Poo-Brown' and was a hit amongst all the youngsters.

Jeffrey: "Man! Did you ever play Pokemon Brown when you were a kid?? It was the sickest!"

Luke: "Yeah man, i used to play it all the time! I heard they're releasing it on DS, its gonna be called Pokemon Poo-Brown! I cant wait till it comes out.."

by Catatafish22 July 14, 2011