Crop Picker

1. An upperclassmen who dates or games on a freshman
2. Those who are seen frequently near those much younger than them

Jerrick: I think I might ask a freshman to prom
Donnell: Dude don't do that! You are being a crop picker!

by noesmuybueno June 5, 2016

Picking Clams

Another word for masturbation for a girl

I caught my daughter picking clams the other day.

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

picker bum

something that is genrally dirty,messy, horibble etc.. like picking your bum

"the kitchen is well picker bum"
this means
"the kitchen is well dirty/genrally messy"

by joeboy5556 April 30, 2009

Pick 'n' Sniff

A weird little creature. Closely related to a Hodgey. Constantly picking and sniffing.

Person 1: Smell these potatoes. Do they smell of poo?

Person 2: Shut up you Pick 'n' Sniff

by Tawney Owl November 3, 2010

Picking Your Duck

Pluckin ya 'nads.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness...so is picking your duck.

by dipsyjuniorforevah December 31, 2013

pickeling

When you mess with someones PC or laptop when they are not looking. Changing their desktop background to pink kittens or changing their default sound for new mail messages to a funny sound byte.

I was pickeling Steve when he left his computer unlocked when he went to get coffee so I changed his new email message notification to a sample from Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line (Shake Senora).

I was pickeling Bob when he left his computer unlocked so I changed his desktop background to a picture of a pink vespa.

by Big Boy Fluffy April 18, 2016

pick your crazy

A simplified view of dating and compatibility. Men or Women; they're all crazy, its just about finding that particular flavor of crazy that does not bother you. Used often to comfort or console friends that have had unsatisfactory or unsuccessful attempts at dating.

"We had to break up; she flips out , and goes on a man-hating binge whenever anyone ever mentions her Dad ."
"Yeah, pick your crazy"

by Mauitime Mark September 22, 2016