P.I.T.A.

Pain.In.The.Ass.

-When are you going to take out the trash?
-Don't be such a P.I.T.A.

by Pseyou January 29, 2009

e.P.I.L.F.any

a sudden realization of a person you'd like to have sex with

I was walking down the street when i had an e.P.I.L.F.any of my friends mom.

by grappler119 November 8, 2009

P I Z Z A T I E M

its always pizza time

always P I Z Z A T I E M goode

by allihcnihc June 8, 2018

p.i.c

Defintion is Partner in crime

Go On her site ans see her P.I.C it's showwa

by Esther342 July 15, 2007

P.I.M.P.

1. Protection, Instruction, & Management of Prostitutes
2. Protectional Instructor Managing Professional
3. Prostitute's Instructional Management Professional
4. Professional In Management of Prostitutes
5. Prostitute's Infamous Management Professional
6. Professionally Instructing Many Prostitutes
7. Professional Illegally Managing Prostitutes

Optional, but not recommended:
*Professional- replaced by Pro, Player, or Playa
*Into - replaced by Intwined or Into
*Managing - replaced by Marketing

Slang: noun or verb
1. Player(s/z)/Playa(s/z) Interested in(to) Making Progress/Prostitutes
2. (Put/Place It) or (Paper) in My/Men's Pants/Pocket(s)/Places
3. Party In My/Men's Pants/Panties
4. Pissin(g)/Peein(g) In(to) My Pants/Place/Partner/Potty
5. Pissin(g)/Peein(g) In(to) Mouths of People/Prostitutes/Potty
6. People/Prostituts In Many/Money-filled Places/People
7. Perfect Independent Marvelous Playa(s/z) or Player(s/z)
8. Pooping In(to) My Place/Pants/Partner/Potty
9. Pennys In My Pocket/Place/Palace/Prostitutes
10. Put/Place It in My Pussy/Prostitute
11. Pussy Is My/Mens Prerogative/Purpose/Playmate

Real P.I.M.P.-Deals with/in Prostitution
Fake Pimp -Takes Advantage of/Abuses Hookers, Hoes, etc.

by Stephen Dias July 31, 2006

P.I.T.A

Pain In The Ass

This job is a PITA.

by phil k February 8, 2004

P.I.L.T.S.

Person I'd Like To Stab

P.I.L.T.S. is a quote from Christina Applegate in the movie "The Rocker" after the creepy band manager called her a M.I.L.F.

by Cannonfoot January 16, 2010