Maurice the Pet Rat

Maurice the pet Rat, or just Maurice, is an aggessive pet rat. But Maurice is different from other pet rats. He can stand on both his rat legs and he wear the same thing as the grim reaper. His eyes are sharp and protrude from his eyes, looking like he's staring right into your soul. His fur is grey.

also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.

He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.

Person 1: watch out, Maurice is there!
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while

t-posing*

Maurice the Pet Rat by Doodle129 May 22, 2021

shave your pet 

The act of shaving a hariy, submissive and bound up persons anus in order to make anal sex easier

"Drake's ass was hairy so james could not enjoy his bound anus. James immedeatly had to shave your pet in order to enjoy his submissive bitch"

shave your pet by thepetshaver July 9, 2014

teachers pet 

where u ejaculate in the class rabbits water bowl and wait for him to drink it. usually performed by a black person who cant get none

tolu gave smarties a teachers pet and now smarties is dead cos tolu had aids

teachers pet by James Connor August 13, 2006

Newberry Chia Pet 

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet

Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"

Newberry Chia Pet by Doc Warren July 1, 2010

chia pet 

people with fucked up afros that look like chia pets

bad kid sittin next to me in java is a chia pet

chia pet by TR YOSHIII January 23, 2008

HEE HEE PET PET

"HEE HEE PET PET" is the near-incoherent inner babble of a person who is engaging in pleasurable physical activity (petting) with one of their chosen gender, more than likely for the first time in a long time; this can refer not only to the exclamation but to the activity itself.

Glenda found herself somewhat dazed as Marshall kissed her, the words "HEE HEE PET PET!" running through her sex-starved mind.

HEE HEE PET PET by Jess Park February 22, 2004

Strum-pet

To play the furry banjo with hamster plectrum; to rub a pet rodent on a vagina

Hey, Rufus, why don't you get your little sister's hamster and you can strum-pet me?

Strum-pet by sheepfish13 May 9, 2012