stall peeking

What most Lowe's employees do at the urinals while you are using them.

A: Dude, that guy in there was looking over into my urinal.
B: So he was stall peeking? That's pretty messed up .
A: I know, man. It freaked me out.

by dabrownman July 11, 2014

ox pecking

When a skinny lesbian is in a 69 with a fat lesbian, and the fat one stands up. The skinny one looks like she is an ox pecker eating off a buffalo.

So after a long day, I come home to find my wife ox pecking our neighbour. Boy did that buffalo run!

by croatus April 15, 2015

husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.

I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.

by falcoiii July 5, 2016

jack perkins

Someone who falls easily for wizardry tricks (e.g. Vegan diets, anti-squats and developing copious amounts of loose change after a heavy night on the tiles

). In everyday language "he's only gone and done a Jack Perkins!" Or "Perk Off! I'm not eating that rabbit food!"

by Liverpoolstreetrapper November 15, 2016

screen perving

Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.

John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.

by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016

corner peaking

Cheating on 8 ball

Stop corner peaking nigga

by Smallpud1 February 8, 2017

Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.

Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL

by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017