Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.
A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
"He's a poofarter"
"I'm a poofarter!"
"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"
"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."
"I'm a poofarter!"
"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"
"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."
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