British pound of mound

A slang term for lesbian sex

I better those two were having a British pound of mound last night

by Sexy wanker 3345677:(( March 14, 2015

Woman's 5-Pound Holiday

Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.

These days are

Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch

Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!

by l@lal@ May 7, 2009

huffing the ten-pound brow

/v/ excreting an excessively large bowel movement; taking a very large poo.

"I'm never eating ten Burrito Supremes all at once again. No more huffing the ten-pound brow!!"

"I totally filled up the shitter huffing the ten-pound brow."

"I nearly had to give myself the double fish hook while huffing the ten-pound brow!!."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

Get a pound of dat flesh

Getting laid /sex from someone who you think owes your lame ass sex because you been doing favours for a while with the intention of getting some

Jerome been tryin to get a pound of dat flesh from Regina for a minute now. Been taking her to fancy dinners, paying her bills and even babysitting her kid but his boy Tyrone been gettin' a pound of that flesh every time while Jerome babysitting.

by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 14, 2020

go pound salt

An inferior definition of the phrase "go pound sand" preferred by townie steakheads on the East Coast.

After trying and failing to get a spot at the Comedy Studio, Mr. McClown had no choice but to go pound salt.

by Tom Dustin May 6, 2005

300 pound club

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds

well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night

by Jay May 10, 2003