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Plywood Pole

a person who claims to be Polish, despite not speaking the Polish language, not being raised in Poland and usually only having a single Polish person in their family tree, which is how the 'Plywood Poles' explain their supposed ethnicity. They often use words not found in contemporary Polish language (like calling gołąbki dish 'golumpki', or calling their grandmothers 'busia' instead of 'babcia'), or bastardizing the traditional polish dishes by filling the pierogi with cheddar cheese

The meaning comes from a pessimist description of Poland by its citizens as "Country made from plywood and cardboard" ("kraj z dykty i kartonu") when referring to failures made by the government. As such, a 'plywood pole' is someone who tries to be Polish for the sake of having any ancestry to be proud of, but fails.
"I'm Polish, actually, my great-grandfather immigrated from Poland to the US in 1946"
"Do you speak Polish?"
"No, but I love golumpkas and pierogis"
"Heh, you're just a plywood pole then"
by aj391 August 3, 2023
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Stroll and Pole

When you meet and a fine ass lady on the street and put a pole up in her.
I was heading to the store yesterday and I ran in to a lady so I had to give the old stroll and pole
by Bil992 October 13, 2008
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upped the pole

Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em
by Look at adan maan April 24, 2020
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Roll Out, With My Pole Out

What you say when its time to leave in a cockiness style.
guy 1. Man, lets GTFO of here.
guy 2. Yea F*** this place, its time to Roll Out, With My Pole Out.
by T.J. Dubz January 13, 2010
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Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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up the pole

phr. 1 (late 19C+) insane. 2 1920s +) pregnant (cf. UP THE SPOUT).
- Is she up the pole ?
- Better ask Seymour that. (James Joyce:Ulysses,PICADOR,1998, p.23)
by Petyush March 27, 2005
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painting the pole

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.
by buzzman October 29, 2006
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