Unvirgining the Olive Oil 

When you go to the store, grab a bottle of virgin olive oil, and bring it to the big bathroom stall. Insert your shl0ng and use it until you nut, then put it back on the shelf.

I'm unvirgining the olive oil, mom!

Unvirgining the Olive Oil by thiccerdaddynuggets March 16, 2023

whale oil beef hooked 

The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.

"Whale oil beef hooked! We have a tax refund!"

whale oil beef hooked by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

snake oil 

bullshit

snake oil by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Drilling For Oil 

The act of stealth masturbation on a beach, done so by lying face down on the sand and humping the warm ground, creating a hole of pleasure. Easily spotted due to the rhythmic pumping of the hips, not unlike that of an oil well.

When Cindy and her daughter Sam walked by old man Johnson, they noticed their presence had prompted him to start drilling for oil.

Drilling For Oil by Iroquoi Plissken July 26, 2009

Crotch Oil 

Oily substance in the dark recess area between the scrotum and inner thigh, that has its own unique smell left on the hand after a scratch. Commonly referred to the residue left behind on clean surfaces when mouth-breathing imbeciles touch things they shouldn't. Same as crotch grease.

The yeti left some crotch oil fingerprints on the ceiling while simply changing the light bulbs.

Crotch Oil by Bo Regard April 14, 2009

Poten' Oil

strong (potent) Houston drink made from prescription cough syrup (and therefore thick like oil) also called drank or sizzurp

"Smilin', showin' off my diamonds sippin' on some poten' oil" ~Paul Wall

Poten' Oil by Jason Law August 9, 2006

Texas Oil Rig 

Similar in practice to the Eiffel Tower sexual position wherein a woman is on her hands and knees, satisfying two men (or women)simultaneously via intercourse in the front and the back. The Texas Oil Rig separates itself from the Eiffel Tower position by having the two members able to stand upright pour maple syrup onto the third member who remains on all fours.

The Texas Oil Rig is an Americanized Eiffel Tower.

Texas Oil Rig by Benjamin Michaels January 7, 2009