by AOBJ December 19, 2016
A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.
Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.
Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.
Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.
Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.
Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.
Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.
Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.
Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 01, 2024
The act of gathering at a hosts pig party. Every fat smut and desperate man of every sexuality known to man. Just smashing all together for one STD slugfest of genitals. Nobody leaves until every shred of dignity of every participant is left in said pig barn (hosts house)
by Clownhoffer November 25, 2023
by DanIrish July 21, 2023
Where some people have an orgy and everyone is sexting out photos of scenes from the orgy on there cell phone.
There orgy broadcast sexting.
by judge dredd7 October 12, 2012
A bop-it orgy is when you take an even number of players in one house and stand them, in couples, outside the bedroom. The first couple will go into the bedroom and get onto the bed, the rest of the players will stand at the door and yell out commands that are similar to the ones in bop it (example: suck it, slap it, lick it, kiss it). The players will have a very short pause to work out the action being shouted at them. At any random time, one of the players giving commands can yell "Pass it" at which stage couple will leave the bedroom and join the other players, and the next couple will go in. If the players fail to perform the given action within the brief pause, or if one of the players reaches climax, then they will be eliminated from the game. This will continue until one couple is left as the winners.
by TRP1999 August 23, 2017
The anniversary date of a couples first orgy, expected to be celebrated with a candle lit dinner.
Word in the hit show "Ghosts" streaming on paramount+, two swingers discuss their first orgy.
Word in the hit show "Ghosts" streaming on paramount+, two swingers discuss their first orgy.
"Our anniversary is why I planned this dinner, my darling"
"Oh, Henry, you finally remembered."
....
"Can you believe it was 20 years ago that we celebrated that magical event?"
"Our first group thing"
"I remember it like it was yesterday.."
"Happy orgi-versary, my love"
"Happy orgi-versary."
"Oh, Henry, you finally remembered."
....
"Can you believe it was 20 years ago that we celebrated that magical event?"
"Our first group thing"
"I remember it like it was yesterday.."
"Happy orgi-versary, my love"
"Happy orgi-versary."
by strange.weirdo February 03, 2025