oopsturbate 

To accidentally poop while masturbating.

"Good thing I was in the shower at the time, because I totally oopsturbated this morning!"

oopsturbate by BUC73 May 14, 2014

brazilian oopty loopty

When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate

DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?

C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty

DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!

brazilian oopty loopty by dmmocaua July 25, 2011

oops pow surprise 

The worst freestyle ever. Featured on the music episode of Chapelle's Show. It goes something like "You beating me is like Billy Crystal beating Scarface. You can't see it, blind to the eyes, OOPS POW SURPRISE!"

Can't see it, blind to the eyes, OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOOOHHHH!!

oops pow surprise by thedrizzle June 23, 2005

alley-oops

An attempt at an alley oop in which the supposed dunker does not attempt to complete the play

...and Georgia Tech pulls the alley-oops

alley-oops by mariobowser March 19, 2010

Ooplang 

The practice of keeping a portion of VAT, collected on behalf of the Tax Man, instead of declaring the full amount then hiding it from the government.

Most common people who practice ooplang are those who reside in a small Indian township of Pretoria, South Africa known as Laudium.

Indians who hide ooplang generally stash the money under their mattresses or in air tight packets which are sealed in jam jars and then thrown in the swimming pool.

Ooplang by Pravin Bhai November 3, 2012

oops oreo 

A racial term referring to somebody who is white on the outside, but black on the inside. Sometimes also known as a wigger. Could also be compared to a banana/banana traitor.

"What's eminem doing trying to make rap?"
"Ah, don't pay attention to that white boy, he's such an oops oreo"

oops oreo by kekekekekekekekekekeke March 9, 2006

oops 

When you are having sex with a girl and,without her expecting it, you stick it in her ass. When she turns to look at you with that "What're you doing?" expression, you say "Oops!" and start railing her in even harder in the ass.

"I gave her an 'oops' last nite...she'll never be the same!"

oops by H to the P November 29, 2004