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The practice of keeping a portion of VAT, collected on behalf of the Tax Man, instead of declaring the full amount then hiding it from the government.

Most common people who practice ooplang are those who reside in a small Indian township of Pretoria, South Africa known as Laudium.
Indians who hide ooplang generally stash the money under their mattresses or in air tight packets which are sealed in jam jars and then thrown in the swimming pool.
Ooplang by Pravin Bhai November 3, 2012
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I tiny poo.
A turd someone makes the size of a rabbit shit.

One little droplet of shit coming out of your ass and that's it.
I trusted a fart. Bad idea, I let an oopling out.
I was on the toilet and only let out an oopling.
Oopling by Big_Butta October 10, 2019
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oopdang is a slang term for the word Downy derived from Australia.

oopdang is mainly used as a insult towards another person.
Your such a oopdang.

Go get a job then you oopdang.

Kratos
oopdang by small-sk8er June 5, 2010

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026