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drunk catcher

A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.
Common drunk catcher areas include:
Sharp curves
Dead ends
Stop signs
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
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Drunk Talk

ridiculous promises or accusations made only because drunk
"I was out drinking with Lollie the other night, and she said she'd drive 15 hours to Florida with me next weekend, but I think that was just drunk talk."
by lizzzzz September 9, 2008
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dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.
Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.
by RealOne97 April 18, 2018
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drunk tight

When you are buzzing. When you are not drunk, but the level of your drunkeness could be described as "tight".

Feeling remarkably with it while intoxicated.
"I was feeling good the other night, you know, I was drunk tight. Not plastered like I am now."
by mandercessknow February 23, 2009
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chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.
Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.
by chickendrunk4life September 8, 2016
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oprah drunk

When you reach a level of intoxication where your speech turns into that of famed talk show host Oprah Winfrey. At this point in alcohol consumption everything is your favorite thing and needs to be announced in a loud voice. Being Oprah drunk is being equated with being the asshole of the party.
"Dude you ok?"

"No, I'm druuuuuuuuunk! Everyone's getting a text, you get a text, you get a text, everyone gets a text!"

"Your Oprah drunk"
by Chakaface September 29, 2013
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to grab a drunk

to get completelly wasted to the point of no recolection of the night
"What are we going do tonight?"
"We are going to grab a drunk, Karen!"

"What happend why are u tired?"
"Oh, I grabbed a drunk last night."
by propuh November 9, 2019
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