Dutch bath

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.

After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.

by Jonskipop March 20, 2010

Poop Bath

A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.

Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.

by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015

Bath Cardinals

the Bath Cardinals are an elite american football team, so "Bath Cardinals" is a word for when there is something elite.

damn that pass was so elite

or.....

damn that pass was so Bath Cardinals

by MG99 July 29, 2004

Bird Bath

Successfully executed by urinating in a females mouth. She then holds the urine in her mouth and gargles with your balls now in the oral jacuzzi.

I was feeling totally stressed out and the dumpy chick nextdoor gave my balls a bird bath and the stress just melted away

by jerry yaron December 30, 2008

bathing' apes

nice kicks, shoes, jackets

Soulja Boy "Man guess what I just got".
Areb "What you get Soulja Boy".
Soulja Boy "Man I got me some bathing' apes".

by Sam Deezy October 5, 2007

vertical bath

shower

gianna:im bored
daniel:me to
gianna:my house is freezing
daniel:i know, i was there like a half hour ago lol
gianna:lol ya
daniel:im tired
gianna:me to, imma go take a vertical bath and go to bed
daniel:alright love, night
gianna:night

by myshoeshavefaces February 28, 2010

Bath Smellies

toiletries for men and women that have a nice aroma such as lavander

Would Kelly like some bath smellies for christmas?

by kurtiscool December 4, 2010