car queer

An individual that because of their deep love and appreciation for vehicles cannot stay away from car dealerships

I saw your brother in law at the Chevy dealer, he is such a car queer

by Big cat2323 December 29, 2017

Clown Car

The term used when you have a lot of people and not enough space in the car. So you decided to squish people in the car knowing you don't have enough seats and seatbelts

John: We have 5 people, do you have enough space in your car?
Me: Nah I don't, lets clown car

by h_wong January 13, 2018

car chub

A Car Chub is something you get after receiving visual pleasure from an absolute automotive beauty, It is a term that can be used to reference a males genitalia, hence the word "chub"

Bob: Damn dude did you see that car!
Dylan: Yeah man i saw it, it gave me a raging car chub

by Daddy Master 69 January 5, 2020

coon car

A 2000s model commodore or falcon that is started with a screw driver and is only capable of doing single pegga circle work.

Person one: Is that a fully sick be commodore

Person 2: Nah just a coon car

by Horniblow September 17, 2020

car stripper

someone who pikes metal from cars and sells it on for a profit

jakub made a profit as a polish man from being a car stripper

by jamesbond2007 October 5, 2017

car blind

When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking

Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...

by xX_tigeress_Xx April 14, 2017

car mattress

The back seat of a car covered in seamen stains and moist with vaginal secretions.

I did Debbie on the car mattress last night.

by Wafflehoff May 10, 2016