Jared

The type of fuck boy that stares at girl's tits when walking with his significant other

Yo that boy being a Jared.

by UnfortunatelyThatsFunny July 21, 2023

jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"

Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.

by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018

Jared

is not Obama

jared thinks he is Obama but is not

by Not Joel August 24, 2020

Jared Leto is the best

That Jared Leto is the best actor in the world, as well as the best actor in history.

"Jared Leto is the best"

by DRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS September 11, 2022

JARED

Big bitch

Omg look at JARED HE IS BIG BITCH

by Prettybluemlg November 12, 2018

jared

jared is my baby. and he is awesome. jared is the best of the best and i love jared so much. :)
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)

-tiffany

''Yeah that guy's pretty hot, but he's not Jared.''

by jared is my baby February 1, 2021

Jared Punzalan

The most obnoxious,gay, asian you will ever meet. He looks emo as hell and has a crappy haircut

I never want to be a Jared Punzalan

by Baracoustic May 15, 2023