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meter Nazi

A worthless government employee assigned to enforce "parking regulations" which is typically a front for a city's Profit Enforcement Division. These minions are often found lurking around trashy cities (Like Tempe, AZ for example) and college campuses where local authorities pay little to no attention to speeders, red light runners, road ragers, drunk drivers, yet enforce parking laws with swift Draconian order and militaristic efficiency.

The meter Nazi is typically a middle-aged overweight high school drop-out who failed entry into a reputable police agency. The resulting bitterness and self-loathing of the meter Nazi leads to disdain for life which creates an insatiable desire for power and control which manifests itself as euphoric enthusiasm for writing bullshit parking citations to individuals who have actually achieved a modicum of success in their life.

The typical meter Nazi spends the majority of their day hunting for motorists who make honest mistakes. Warnings are not options with the meter Nazi. Punishment is dealt swiftly and immediately in the form of a citation that must be paid under threat of blackmail that usually includes arrest warrants, more fines, or suspension of driving privileges. When confronted, the meter Nazi will respond with righteous indignation as though the survival of the human race hung in the balance because of an expired parking meter.
I have to go put some more quarters in the parking meter before those asshole meter Nazi's come by.
by DavidPhxAZ December 5, 2007
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fashion-nazi

A person whose love of fashion has exceeded their reasoning abilities, leaving them closed minded and set in their ways.
Rachael Zoe was acting like such a fashion-nazi today!!!
by luvatr0phy August 23, 2009
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fitness nazi

An individual who wants to impose strict standards of health and fitness on others.
"Joe's always talking about how other people are fat and need to work out as much as he does. He's such a fitness nazi."
by thepibbs March 7, 2014
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Vaccine Nazi

A person who verbally or physically attacks people who refuse to take the vaccine. Some of these people tend to be oxymorons as they stand for pro-choice but don’t stand for it when it comes to a vaccine.
1: That girl bashed my friend on Twitter because he refused the COVID vaccine!

Oh, she’s a vaccine nazi.

2. My friend got jumped by some lunatics because he didn’t take the vaccine!

We need to stand up to these vaccine nazis!
by Slangplug September 2, 2021
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Condo Nazi

Any of a large group of (mostly senior citizens) that stare out their windows and look for people who are breaking ridiculous condo association rules.
Did you have fun at the pool?

No. The condo nazi's gigged me for not showering before I entered the water.
by Nickey Bitsco April 3, 2009
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netflix nazi

Someone who obsessively screws up your netflix queue for their own benefit. Often involves renting movies no one else in the house wants to watch and then waiting a week to watch them, thereby wasting more time and money.
My wife is a total Netflix Nazi; she's constantly deleting good movies and replacing them with the Golden Girls Season 3.
by WotanMitUns April 22, 2008
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Stepfather Nazi

A man who marries a woman with children. The man then decides to take on the children as his own. Eventually, he runs out of love for said children and begins to treat them like shit. He tries to control their lives and degrades them in every way possible. The stepfather takes away the rights of said children and refuses to grant them any privileges in his household.
Friend: Dude, your stepdad's such a dick. He never lets you do anything...

Boy: Yeah. He's a shitty Stepfather Nazi.
by Trent T. November 2, 2007
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