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modernartzi

a person who believes modern art should be burned
man: i'm off to see the tracey emin piece called "everyone i ever slept with" i've heard it's stunning

modernartzi: stunning! it's the biggest pile of rubbish i've ever seen, it's fit only for a bonfire

man: oh, you've seen it then?

modernartzi: no, i don't need to
by billy1221235 November 7, 2011
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moidering

"Moidering" is a North Wales term for someone who is generally talking shit...
I wanted to punch Daniel last night he was moidering so much!
by Wi11iams May 16, 2016
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urban moderator

some 12 year olds on their mummies iPhone at 10pm
anon: hey have you tried being an urban moderator
anon2: no that's retarded
by gaming_kazoo.tv August 12, 2020
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Post Modern Writing

in recent litreature, an excuse for terrible writing, with no-coherence/sense. sprinkled with pop culture references to things like, corporations, fashionable drugs, celebrity and religion in an attempt to be 'relevant'. usually a lifetimes supply of worthless overdrawn metaphors and name dropping mordern artists. such as escher. oh and name dropping nietszche wins you 20 cool points to wear on your girl pants. ends up being a bunch of self loathing, pretentious garbage.
found in those 'arty' magazines.
"the pain. how we loved our kfc but like a darkness hidden behind the stripped soles of our empty lives, like a broken a kandinsky in a broken frame, our faith was lost in the consumer driven race for our forgotten dreams like hope like doves"
that my friends is an example of Post Modern Writing, if it makes sense to you, email me
by flakesvolkstar November 9, 2008
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Modern Warfare Workout

When someone thinks they are working out when they do various workouts during intermissions between Call of Duty games.
COD player: Whoa that was a good game, okay i gotta go take out the trash....

Other Player: Your pathetic everyone here knows your doing sit-ups you lazy sack of cum!

COD player: Sorry it's my Modern Warfare workout.
by Mr. Adominals of Steel January 15, 2010
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morer

by sean okelly June 17, 2013
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Mordekai

(Noun / Western God)

The best memelord 100% guaranteed, money back if you don’t like him.
He may /look/ like an emo faggot, but I assure you, he is.
He can’t top ANYONE but your girl.
The most raging bisexual you’ve ever met. He will snort cocaine and probably bomb like 12 cities while he’s at it.

Stear clear of this spicy ass son of a bitch unless you want a 12 inch pipe bomb up your ass in a matter of seconds.

He has his own special holiday on October 19th where all must leave expensive offerings or he will haunt them for eternity, tormenting them with their deepest flaws.

All hail the dark lord Mordekai. He hath risen.
“What offering did you leave for the great Mordekai last week?”
“I only left a half eaten pretzel, and now he won’t stop coming into my dreams and making fun of my failed marriage and love handles.”
by onidemon76 September 11, 2018
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