D'mond

A very handsome man with a huge ego. He loves beautiful girls and they love him.

Ayoooo.. did you see D'mond with that pretty girl.

by Suissijjsjdjjakajsj July 12, 2017

je moeder

je moeder is een typische nederlands scheldwoord dat wordt gebruikt om mesen minder waardig te laten voelen

jan en sem hebben ruzie en opeens zegt jan sem je moeder is fucking gay en toen zei sem nou dat vindt ik echt niet aardig.

by stijnterhaar948 March 21, 2019

Bxner Monday

The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.

I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.

by JYYYYY May 9, 2019

molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty

Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*

by koka_kola December 11, 2019

male monday

male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide

This tradition was made by GGCentral

Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday

by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020

trash monday

What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.

"I just wasted 30 minutes explaining what voicemail was to some idiot. I hate Trash Mondays.".

by Customer service clown March 2, 2020

Dirty monday

Dirty monday is going on the sesh with the boys on Monday and sinking as many drinks as possible while having work the next day

Dirty monday got out of hand last week

by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020