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Meatless Monday

The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)
-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday
by ibwild December 11, 2010
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blue monday

An alternative to the term Cyber Monday, Blue Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.
Forget those long Black Friday lines, I'm going to order on Blue Monday!
by the_neb December 27, 2007
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hello, happy monday

"hello, happy monday"-

an attempt to change the topic from accusing your boyfriend of unwittingly claiming to be gay when in reality he was simply trying to respond, cleverly, in the regional lingo of your native country.
m- "g'day, banana bender!"
f- "are you coming out?"
m- "what? no, it means 'someone from queensland'"
f- "it means 'gay guy'"
m- "..."
f- "let's try this again: 'hello, happy monday!'"
by anononymoosle April 29, 2011
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black-out Monday

When you drink so much Monday night that you black out.. usually because you are pissed off at the amount of homework you will be having through out the week.
I'm fuckin excited for black-out Monday.. i have so much homework this week i'm not gonna be able to party any other night besides tonight.
by britt507111 January 13, 2009
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Pork monday

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.
"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"
by Rob Parker November 3, 2003
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monkey monday's

Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.
Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's
by WNN4169 June 22, 2020
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man crush monday

Girl 1: who's that guy I saw your dog yesterday with?
Girl 2: it's my man crush monday. I woke up with him and make him walk my dog
by MyFishNameisCallisto February 10, 2018
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