mopping hoes

Mopping Hoes: To hit some fatty tags on the bomb, or to fuck a fat booty bitch.

guy 1: yo dawg, you see jason last night?

guy 2: yah man! he was mopping hoes (hittin a girl with a hella fat ass from the back) forrealll!

by midgetplug November 25, 2021

chimney mop

A sexy ass chimney mop is a super hot person who's hair is only of finest quality to clean the insides of your chimney.

Bree is the world's most sexiest chimney mop.

by Chimney mop July 12, 2022

mops

member of preferred sex

yo that haircut is a mops magnet

by Hi1234455 July 16, 2022

mop dog

A term for being The third wheel in a relationship. Like a dog

I think that Joan is acting like a mop dog to jack and jill

by Big brain boi August 16, 2022

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

Mop

Mop is a duck, who likes programming and messing with anything related to electricity. Mop is like number 1 most kind people in the world and always does whatever he can to help in any way, yet he is a duck. He’s that kinda person that sends a fuckload of memes in discord. He also likes Makka Pakka, it’s a strange addiction.

Guy: Can you fix my toaster?
Other guy: No, but Mop can without a doubt.
Guy on discord: Why do I have 69 messages of memes on discord?

by Meme fucked discord dude May 11, 2022

Cuban Mop

Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.

Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.

by devsecops January 4, 2022