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A sexy lady who usually 30+ and often 40+ ie Mother I'd like to fuck
Erik had a thing for Martha Holmes, Heather Dowell and Helen Thomas. They are MILF he would often say.
MILF by PantsuGoblin June 13, 2025
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1. Acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Noun, a title given to one's friend whom has an attractive mother. This title must be designated by the friends, acquaintances, or any other social peer of said mother's offspring(ex.1), and cannot be self designated(ex.2). Factors that may be improve potential recipients chances for receiving this title may include, but are not limited to; proximal age gap, breast implants, make-up, hairstyle, plastic surgery, natural beauty, and hot tubs

2. Acronym; Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Noun, Islamic group that fought for greater self autonomy Muslims in Phillipines. Armed Division was titled BIAF for Bangsamoro Islamic Armed Forces. MILF employs an Islamic faith democratic governance and permanently disarmed in 2014 after achieving their mission objective, with the creation of Bangsamoro Autonomous Region and handover of control in 2019, and is considered inactive.
ex.1) "Dude, Tony's mom just got a boob job, she's a total MILF!"
ex.2) "I have 2 kids, so I'm a certified MILF!!"
Milf by LuckyKekingCharms June 30, 2025
Market Intelligence Liquidity Fund

Developed in 2026 “THE MILF” or “M.I.L.F” is the biggest thing Dr Fraudsworth has invented whilst his (Moon boots are still in development). His previous (less successful) inventions include: Rug detector 9000 - works 98% of the time retrospectively, The Liquidity Ouija Board - Lets LPs communicate with vanished founders.

Market Intelligence Liquidity Fund (MILF), this is where the advantage lays. We can use Futarchy to help determine the weekly trend of SOLUSD each week and use this to make decisions on how deep to allocate the SOL and USDC pools in order to hopefully capture upside/protect from downside.

To do this we need to design the best possible market to ensure we get (and continue to get) the clearest signal possible from the collective intelligence.
In a sentence: "Bro have you seen how thicc that Fraudsworth MILF is on solana"
MILF by Jimmy Cranberry April 29, 2026

Milf Monday 

Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d
Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
Milf Monday by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022

MILF Hunter 

Noriaki Kakyoin
kakyoin(MILF Hunter): your mom is hot !
Jotaro : ORA ! ORA ! ORA !
*Kakyoin Noriaki* retired

Milf Master 

A Milf Master is someone who mastered the art of Milf hunting.
Mike: I wish I could score with the ladies like the Milf Master Tokenss.
Milf Master by mikethebiike June 20, 2009