Mercedes

Mercedes is a very gorgeous female she is bad asf she’s a little crazy but it’s okay because her fine beauty makes up for it. She is a very loyal female that would ride for you until the end. The sex is amazing and she is very spontaneous in bed her body Is so perfect. She is bold and never quite

Yooooo Mercedes your girl

Yeah bro that’s me

Dammnnn nigga you lucky

Fashooo

by Jess167 March 7, 2019

Mercedes

A bitch ass women that gave up in life, and left her kids with some fucking christians... 5 years of cancer, and for what, bitch should have gave up on the first wasting my damn time with massages. THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.... I miss you, please come back... im imploring you.

yo mom mercedes you

by lonelynigga January 3, 2019

Merckx

He be the pretty mother Fer

Merckx:sheeesh

by I be that guy 2020 October 29, 2021

Mercendes

A homosexual male that is usually of Mexican or other hispanic decent, and must pick oranges for a living. Some Mercendes' like to manage things like teams, or clubs, and like to have certain people in their teams that are not legit, so they can carry their dead weight. A Mercendes also likes to steal other peoples names to look OG. Mercendes' also like to represent garbage ass clubs/teams that were never good for example "The best soccer team is the CaGEd Birds!!!!11" A Mercendes also likes to imagine girls that he imaginarly dates

Wow dude, we just got fucked over for the win in soccer. He's such a Mercendes!!

Wtf dude, that guy is using his hands in soccer, what a Mercendes!!

John: Who the fuck is that in my backyard picking oranges?

Amy: OH thats just a Mercendes!!

John: Why the fuck is he wearing a sombrero.

by iownnoobs December 14, 2008

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett March 26, 2007

meckies

money or dollars.

bro how much did that box of piss cost you?.

30 meckies aye.

by howdie7 February 19, 2010

Mercantila

Verb.

1. To "Mercantila" something; as in: to break or destroy beyond repair.

I just Mercantila'ed that trampoline. I'll never bounce again.

by T-Zed June 23, 2010