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Seriously McDonalds

An utterance made in response to someone believing something terrible but obviously false. Derived from the 'Seriously McDonalds' tweet of a fake racist sign on the door of a McDonalds.
Jake: "So my cousin met this chick, and got drunk, and he woke up in a bath tub full of ice missing a kidney!"

Sally: "Oh! That's terrible! Will he be OK?"

Max (to Sally): "Seriously McDonalds!"
by Logoi December 11, 2011
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McDonald's Dick

When your penis gets zits, primary from working and using the restroom at a fastfood place such as McDonald's
Go damnit, all this fucking grease gave me McDonald's Dick
by PanAreFuckingHot December 17, 2022
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Tom McDonald

Tom McDonald is a garbage rapper who claims he's anti government, but is clearly right-wing. He's also Canadian but speaks on American politics more than he should.
Did you here that new Tom McDonald song? That shit was ass.
by WordMasterMan October 21, 2023
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McDonalds Miu

My really good friend aka mah sistah💕
by Idiot with a small brain August 10, 2021
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McDonalds Urinal

The best place ever to take a massive shit
I just took a monstrous shit in the McDonalds urinal
by Dickbuttshitbutt February 9, 2023
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Mcdonalds patriot

An American who thinks they are super patriotic because they put the american flag all over everything and yell at their tv screens when people protest during the national anthem. But don't really care about anyone in the country other than themselves.
She is a McDonalds patriot. She will tell at you for "disrespecting the troops" but won't even make eye contact with the homeless veterans because she thinks they all deserve it

He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare
by Guiltysparklez0343 November 15, 2019
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Mcdonalds Conspiracy

Ok, so heres the "Mcdonalds Conspiracy": Mcdonalds and LA fitness are in Cahoots, so, when a person eats a bunch of Big-Macs they feel guilty and get LA Fitness memberships. Then after all their hard work they feel they can "afford" to eat a Big-Mac. Then thats when the addicitions start kicking in. Then you spend late nights pondering why you keep getting fat then you go to the gym again, so, in this sense Miccy D's get LA Fitness customers and Vise-versa.
So you think thats it? NO!! Well, theres a third wheel...IPOD!!! Most people when running on the tred-mill or the just working out listen to their IPODS, and since IPODS are so poorly made the battery life soon decreases bit by bit due to all the usage, then it causes you to buy another IPOD then the same thing happens again until McDonalds, LA Fitness, and IPOD are making more money than any other franchise in this earth thus the reason those are the biggest franschises. Break The Habit
by Angelo the man November 19, 2006
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