Someone that accidently sets their home alarm system off due to over consumption of Heineken and the police and fire departments respond to the alarm.
The neighborhood rushed to set up their lawn chairs at the curb because the parade maker was at it again.
by Speedbag March 7, 2009
Get the parade maker mug.Just before a person has to excret feces, someone else dumps a bag or mottzerella cheese into their asshole, lays down, opens their mouth, and gets feces and cheese put into their mouth.
by DrOk63 February 27, 2003
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by wanna horndog May 6, 2005
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by spesh March 16, 2004
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by Urban Casavant July 24, 2008
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At the sight of Ed's 9-inch dick, Bernie shockingly said "Hell to the no! I'm a diamond maker. Good luck trying to get that in!"
by JerBer_nyc January 13, 2009
Get the diamond maker mug.A young jerkoff. Usually a jerkoff because he's too young to be having sex but is randy as a son-of-a-bitch. When he's not jerking off, he's practicing by making snakes with his Play-Doh. Not to be confused with a sock-stuffer.
Brian is a total snake-maker, you can see it in his eyes when he's rolling the Play-Doh. May be time for his parents to have "the talk" with him.
by JustAnotherGuy October 16, 2012
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