Mattback

A large fatty growth that makes your back and head look like they are one solid piece. Often it makes you walk like a penguin.

Move, your Mattback is covering the sky.

by Jebuscriph March 12, 2008

Matteo

A stank-ass Pinoy dude that has a crush on every underaged Filipino girls.

He also cries in his sleep because of how lonely he is while watching Vtubers shake their asses.

"OH SHIT, IT'S MATTEO RUN!!!!!!!!"

"HE'S COMING TO RAPE MY ASSCHEEEKS!!!!!!"

by FUCKYOUMATTEO June 5, 2022

Smart Lives Matter

Those who understand that the phrase "Please wear a mask" does not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.

YOU! Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW!, please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.

by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2020

Matea

A Albanian slut!

Matea is an Albanian slut

by lolgeek838 October 30, 2016

All lives matter

All Lives Matter means that everyone and literally everyone's lives do indeed matter. Despite it being related to Blue Lives Matter, it is supported widely across the world, and hated across the world. Black Lives do not only matter, everyone matters.

Disclaimer!
This is not meant to show any hate or racism to the Black Lives Matter Community.

1. "All Lives Matter! Not only Black Lives!"
2. "All Lives do NOT matter! Only Black Lives Do!"

by Nyaika April 22, 2022

matteophobia

clinical fear of moths

person 1: holy crap! look at all of these large moths swarming that light bulb! there's like 10 million!
person 2: aaaaaahhhhhhhhh. (runs away)
person 1: what's wrong with her?
person 3: she has matteophobia

by Sun1479 September 8, 2007

Mattbag

When something/someone is overly dirty.

wow you look like a real mattbag today

by Loubear :) April 1, 2009