ass magician

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.

Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......

by TrippleWhopper November 26, 2007

clown magic

When a total loser and fuck up does something well beyond his capability or natural talents. Usually a once in a lifetime feat that cannot be repeated or explained through science.

Bruce: "It's like when a scumbag geezer in a hoop-d gets away from a mustache sporting pig in a brand new cruiser, Thats clown magic."

Bruce: "Lets say TQ (Tall Queer) actually gets a girl. And lets say she has sex with him. Thats clown magic."

by reaperpunk666 January 11, 2009

Magic Dildo

A Magic Dildo is a Dildo that fucks whatever you tell it to. How it works is you just say Magic Dildo and whatever you want it to fuck. Example: Magic Dildo my pussy. Now to make it stop whatever it is doing all you have to say is Magic Dildo back in your box.

A woman was using a Magic Dildo and forgot how to get it to stop fucking her. So she decided to go to the porn shop she got it from. On the way she had an orgasm due to the Magic Dildo and she nearly swerved off the road entirely. A Police Officer pulled her over and he asked her "How much have you had to drink?" And she said I haven't had anything to drink. This Magic Dildo is fucking me and I forgot how to make it stop. So the Police Officer said Magic Dildo my ass..... well you get the picture of what happend next.

by I don't know what it is. March 14, 2009

Penguin Magic

An online store that sells magic tricks. It's a great store. However, the users of the Penguin Magic forums are spoiled ignorant assholes.

Penguin Magic is a great store, however it's fourms are filled with a bunch of spoiled teenaged assholes.

by FuckPenguinmagic! August 23, 2007

magical half dozen

a term used by psychedelic chemist alexander shulgin to describe the six actively psychedelic phenethylamines he felt had the most profound and significant effects. these include "2C-B", "2C-T-7", "2C-T-2", "Mescaline", and "DOM" ("STP"). many people think that "MDMA" and "MDA" are part of this group, but nah dude.

i gotta find me some STP, im one short of sampling the magical half dozen.

by wegopijseoi January 10, 2008

Cock Magician

A girl who makes every cock around her disappear - in one of her holes. (a.k.a - Skank)

"Dude, if you need to get laid you should go over to Jen's. She's a total Cock Magician."

by J..Z.. April 30, 2008

magic porn

Low quality porn created in a basement disguised as a dungeon, using cheap costumes (i.e. witches' hats, wizard capes, and magic wands). To be avoided at all costs except to laugh at

1. "I just watched some Magic Porn and man is my wand tired"
2. Magic porn-the first time the porn industry badly attempts to recreate the magic of harry potter

by Jen and Kim August 6, 2004