Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

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pooj majooj

the act of sliding a kitchen funnel into your partner’s anus and taking a freshly cooked & hot pot of curry and pouring it into the rectum funnel for prostate stimulation (if male) of anal pleasure (if female)

dude that pooj majooj she gave me last night was… HOT.

by chocolate queef burger August 19, 2023

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pooj majooj

When a girl puts a funnel with a tube into a guys asshole and pours down a steaming hot pot of curry into his asshole

Bro she’s hit as fuck but you gotta survive the pooj majooj

OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP NEVERMIND DONT STOP KEEP GOING EUUHHHH

by Mr. Hallal August 19, 2023

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Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.

1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.

by Jack January 31, 2005

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