Marren- I just can't take the drama on myspace. I think I'm going to delete my account.
Denzel- Shutup and stop being myspace suicidal.
Denzel- Shutup and stop being myspace suicidal.
by britto945 November 14, 2009
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1. Having a view of the arm coming towards the camera, showing that the person is taking the picture of themselves (expressing how bored or insecure they must be)
2. Looking emo or sad for no reason.. (the typical 'depressed face/black and white film/turning away from the camera/dark makeup/wearing hoodie/attempt at being artsy' sort of picture)
3. Cleavage (not random folks)
4. The picture is usually accompanied by some sort of caption that involves an attempt at being profound with a dramatic quote or sometimes involving lyrics to a song that the person may not even listen to but rather have it on there to make themselves look deep or intellectual
5. About 230983 of the same shot on their myspace page where the only difference is that the pictures are from slightly different angles
6. After the picture is posted, it is usually followed by
A) a (few) bulliten(s).. explaining their intense need for YOU to comment their new picture. Sometimes involving an 'image comment bribe' where the bulliten poster will bribe the reader of the bulliten with an image comment only and only if the reader of the bulliten comment's their own picture. (also known as an 'image comment exchange')
B) The bulliten may also trick the reader to open the bulliten by labeling the title of it with a name such as 'who i LIKE..' thus reeling the reader into opening the bulliten and instead of finding out that the bulliten poster LIKES a certain person, they find out that the bulliten poster actually has new pictures.. and they LIKE attention.
7. This bulliten, depending on how desperate it seems, will result in a few insincere image comments. This is where friends lie to friends on how good they look when in reality, the person does not look so amazing that 1,000 exclamation points following a compliment are necessary!
1. Having a view of the arm coming towards the camera, showing that the person is taking the picture of themselves (expressing how bored or insecure they must be)
2. Looking emo or sad for no reason.. (the typical 'depressed face/black and white film/turning away from the camera/dark makeup/wearing hoodie/attempt at being artsy' sort of picture)
3. Cleavage (not random folks)
4. The picture is usually accompanied by some sort of caption that involves an attempt at being profound with a dramatic quote or sometimes involving lyrics to a song that the person may not even listen to but rather have it on there to make themselves look deep or intellectual
5. About 230983 of the same shot on their myspace page where the only difference is that the pictures are from slightly different angles
6. After the picture is posted, it is usually followed by
A) a (few) bulliten(s).. explaining their intense need for YOU to comment their new picture. Sometimes involving an 'image comment bribe' where the bulliten poster will bribe the reader of the bulliten with an image comment only and only if the reader of the bulliten comment's their own picture. (also known as an 'image comment exchange')
B) The bulliten may also trick the reader to open the bulliten by labeling the title of it with a name such as 'who i LIKE..' thus reeling the reader into opening the bulliten and instead of finding out that the bulliten poster LIKES a certain person, they find out that the bulliten poster actually has new pictures.. and they LIKE attention.
7. This bulliten, depending on how desperate it seems, will result in a few insincere image comments. This is where friends lie to friends on how good they look when in reality, the person does not look so amazing that 1,000 exclamation points following a compliment are necessary!
by haleyy July 15, 2008
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A person so bad looking that no matter what angle that they attempt to take a picture of themselves from, they still look trollish.
Bored out of my mind at work, I decided to surf the personals on craigslist. I can't believe how bad some of the photos were that were posted. Might have been better for a few of them to omit the photo and leave it up to the imagination. One of the women I came across was just plain scary...She was myspace angle ugly, there was no way she'd get a good picture of herself.
by P-babble July 24, 2009
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Get the myspace angles mug.A website used to connect to friends,abuse,to try obtain popularity, viewed in a variety of diffrent opinions listed below
1. A website used to connect to family members,old friends in which otherwise you could not connect.
2.Competing to see who can get more friends in a sad attempt to gain popularity or recognizes.
3.Abusive tool used by 40-50 years old trying rape a 12-14 year old girl/boy which willl later be caught on Dateline with some condoms and a a mike 6pack showing no diginity by begging them to let them go and not tell there wifes.
4. A addictive website used to satify your craving for hot girls you know or dont, or just go on it every 5 minutes to see if you got a new comment,friend request,etc.
5. View as an all emo/goth website for punk kids and losers.
6. A way for bands to abuse by advertising there new CD's, DL's Concerts.
And last my personal opinion, Overall a decent website but is addictive, has to many errors, and is abused.
1. A website used to connect to family members,old friends in which otherwise you could not connect.
2.Competing to see who can get more friends in a sad attempt to gain popularity or recognizes.
3.Abusive tool used by 40-50 years old trying rape a 12-14 year old girl/boy which willl later be caught on Dateline with some condoms and a a mike 6pack showing no diginity by begging them to let them go and not tell there wifes.
4. A addictive website used to satify your craving for hot girls you know or dont, or just go on it every 5 minutes to see if you got a new comment,friend request,etc.
5. View as an all emo/goth website for punk kids and losers.
6. A way for bands to abuse by advertising there new CD's, DL's Concerts.
And last my personal opinion, Overall a decent website but is addictive, has to many errors, and is abused.
1.REPOST THIS OR YOU WILL GET KISSED BY YOUR CRUSH IN 3 HOURS BUT IF YOU DONT YOUL NEVER GET FUCKED AGAIN.
2.NEW PICS FUCKING POST A COMMENT IF YOUR COOL.
3.Jim(45 year old man) im 17 hottie chick and i would liek to meet you lol <3
Danny(12 Year old) cool lets meet at the movie?
Jim woot woot lol sure thing <3
4. Dude i just found my old friend from highschool on my space.
5. MYSPACE.COM SUCK ALL IS EMO GOTH PUNK KIDS BURN IN HELL BITHCES
2.NEW PICS FUCKING POST A COMMENT IF YOUR COOL.
3.Jim(45 year old man) im 17 hottie chick and i would liek to meet you lol <3
Danny(12 Year old) cool lets meet at the movie?
Jim woot woot lol sure thing <3
4. Dude i just found my old friend from highschool on my space.
5. MYSPACE.COM SUCK ALL IS EMO GOTH PUNK KIDS BURN IN HELL BITHCES
by Zar_Killer August 3, 2007
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by Nick2222323234324324324324 July 26, 2006
Get the Myspace Tom mug.The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their webcam for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.
Myspace poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.
Myspace poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.
I've never been popular on myspace. Maybe if I do the myspace pose I will finally be accepted for who I am.
by Jonny #W September 8, 2006
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