Three Mile Mark is a being of unparalleled strength and stamina. He possesses the ability to bike three miles in 9:14. Achieving this feat allows Three Mile Mark to harness enough energy to smash through drywall with the power of a thousand Kyles.
Three Mile Mark's origins are heavily disputed, however given his immense power, it is highly likely he is distantly related to other cryptids such as the Gongoozler, Melon Man, and HeeHoo. Three Mile Mark can be tracked via the leftover Pre-Workout Supplements found on kitchen carpets. There has been only one recorded sighting of Three Mile Mark, uploaded to the YouTube channel Unus Annus in early 2020, although the channel no longer exists. The only way to stop Three Mile Mark is to scream "OASIS!" while hitting the ground. Whether this will calm him or just enrage him further is currently unknown.
Three Mile Mark's origins are heavily disputed, however given his immense power, it is highly likely he is distantly related to other cryptids such as the Gongoozler, Melon Man, and HeeHoo. Three Mile Mark can be tracked via the leftover Pre-Workout Supplements found on kitchen carpets. There has been only one recorded sighting of Three Mile Mark, uploaded to the YouTube channel Unus Annus in early 2020, although the channel no longer exists. The only way to stop Three Mile Mark is to scream "OASIS!" while hitting the ground. Whether this will calm him or just enrage him further is currently unknown.
by (Not) EEF "Melon Man" Nestor November 16, 2020
Get the Three Mile Mark mug.by Furry boiii April 15, 2020
Get the Mieszko mug.Related Words
Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.
Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"
Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"
"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."
by Lucky_Luke July 28, 2017
Get the Live my life a quarter mile at a time mug.by tyjojishandclique February 11, 2018
Get the mileschronicles mug.When you are feeling ill and your significant other provides fellatio to give relief to your symptoms. Much like John Coffee from the critically acclaimed film “The Green Mile”.
by Jershua March 23, 2019
Get the Green Mile Succ mug.Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.
(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)
Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)
Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"
by iHarteSax June 22, 2011
Get the malestrom mug.Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!
by LonePooper February 3, 2018
Get the mile high shit mug.