ching chong ling long ting tong

apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.

Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.

by heyybitch March 30, 2011

ling-ling

oral sex on a woman, a slang term for cunnilingus

"My boyfriend rocks at ling-ling; it feels like he has a motor in his tongue!!"

by Becca the Strange October 31, 2004

Ling-ling

A name that blacks like to call any Asian they see.

Black guy (to Asian store owner): Wassup, Ling-ling

by jolloxtuskug May 22, 2021

Ling x 2

someone who hate chem and davies

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

halo lingo

Short cuts to guns or places in the halos, also swearing while playing any of the Halo games.

Alan: Oh shit i just got lit up by that guy with the shotty.
Arthur: Nice halo lingo dude.

by Alan H. November 28, 2007

Lingardinho

A sarcastic, overused, unoriginal and annoying joke on football Instagram pages to describe Manchester United footballer, Jesse Lingard, who became a joke because of his terrible stats. It is mainly used by 12 year old kids with no sense of humour and are desperate for attention from other similar 12 year olds.

Football troll pages stuck in 2012: Who is the best player in the world?

Kids: LiNgArDiNhO!!! Haha so funne and original!!! *spams several laughing emojis*.

by 69medon March 26, 2021

ling ling

hannah and kyley...cuz we never forgot our bling bling if you know what i mean

ling ling you walk by crazy nail and no say hi meeee!!!

by hannah December 21, 2004