ling-ling 

lacking uniformity in thoughts in a haphazard way; at random, without definite aim, purpose, method, or adherence to prior conversion topic; being seprated from concrete realities and dimensions; difficult to understand; off-topic

''You're doing a ling-ling"

"Don't ling on me now"

ling-ling by Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness May 5, 2010

Ling-ling 

The name of the taste of a gone-off pineapple. It's sour and icky, but we love it.

"Hey! Check out this ling-ling!!"

Ling-ling by TheSophsterxxx July 8, 2009

ling-ling 

oral sex on a woman, a slang term for cunnilingus

"My boyfriend rocks at ling-ling; it feels like he has a motor in his tongue!!"

ling-ling by Becca the Strange October 31, 2004

Ling-ling 

A name that blacks like to call any Asian they see.

Black guy (to Asian store owner): Wassup, Ling-ling

Ling-ling by jolloxtuskug May 22, 2021

Ling-Ling 

A word used to convey thorough and deep hatred for an individual.

"SIyana's talking to Tarkan again"
"Why bro, Tarkan is a Bitchass Ling-Ling"

Ling-Ling by itz.rum!! May 30, 2025

Ling-Ling 

Ling-Ling is an alien 👽 that is green and looks like your typical cartoon alien.

“Hey do you want to go as like a Ling-Ling alien for Halloween?”

Ling-Ling by Javelin Healy August 8, 2025

Ling Ling 

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

Ling Ling by earthlingalien January 26, 2019

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004