Loobia

A Persian code-name for Mexicans.

"Loobia" in Persian means bean(s). Since Mexicans are known as beaners, the Persians use the term "loobia" as an undercover name for identifying Mexicans.

Damn that Loobia's so hot!

by Ps202 September 19, 2011

Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011

Lobstronomus

The beauty of "Lobstronomus" is that it can mean whatever you want it to mean.

"oh this is Lobstronomus wine!"

"did you see the X-Factor? it was a bit lobstronomus"

"she's not lovely, She's lobstronomus"

by ScrotesMctotes January 2, 2015

Lobsterization

The state of being lobsterized; the alteration of the pigment egregiously causing the skin to represent and inauspicious darker coloring that from laying in the sun for prolonged time causing an orange or red power ranger like transformation. Lobsterization

"I'm sure you'll get to see my Lobsterization after our many shenanigans under the sun without ample sundcreen."

by Brannyac March 16, 2015

lobster bath

When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster

"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"

by Vicatha80 November 25, 2016

Lobster-eyed

A state of extreme intoxication from alcohol, when you cannot focus to the point where yours eyes are just wandering around.

Man, Chuck was so drunk last night, completely lobster-eyed. Ya know, one eye going this way, the other that way.

by Whatagoodinternetname January 14, 2017

Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018