gravy legging

When you fart and poop runs down your leg

That fart was wet I think I'm gravy legging.

by mater916 April 5, 2015

Santa leg

When a mans leg is shaking from the weight
of a large woman but he has to remain pleasant

Wendy used to give a man an erection when she lap danced, now she only gives them Santa leg

by sluggerbob December 11, 2010

poncho legs

Quite self explanatory. A person with large flabby discolored legs, mistaken as a tool or device to keep something dry.

"Hey look at that ladies poncho legs."
"Ew, They are just hanging over the bicycle seat."

by The Incorrectum January 31, 2010

leg reduction

When you're legs are so long and you're so tall that rumours spread like wild fire that you're undergoing surgery to get the bitches shortened

"Damn I heard she's getting leg reduction?"
"Hey how did the leg reduction go?!"

by Nohandlesavailable January 7, 2017

leg-hug

(1) Where you use yer legs to wrap around someone's waist in an affectionate cuddle; this is often done from behind, where you both are sitting on the floor. Extra points if you're barefoot at the time, since this not only eliminates the danger of your accidentally bruising your friend with hard shoe-soles, but it also allows him to tenderly fondle your toes in response to your loving gesture.
(2) Where you drape someone's legs over your shoulders and then wrap yer raised arms savoringly around his calves/thighs. This mutually-pleasurable action is often administered as a thank-you gesture to the person for his cuddling with you, letting you massage his feet/legs, etc.

I love how Tiffany allows me total access to her juicy real estate, and so I always give her a nice snuggly leg-hug afterwards.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

Hangover legs

when your legs feel like they're gonna drop off from obsessive amount of alchol from the night before.

Oh and not drinking a glass of water before bed

I've got proper bad hangover legs today

by Risky farts May 3, 2016

Pony Leg

An Australian slang word for a small measurement of cannabis.

A measurement of cannabis = small stick of weed that resembles a baby horses leg (poe/nee/leh/guh).

Do you think I'm Japanese or a horse breeder? No? Then why are you selling me a pony leg.

Or...

You got anything to smoke? Nah man all I have is a pony's leg.

by Freshplateofbeans September 15, 2021