Stripper Logic

When a former stripper (or current stripper) utilizes the act of extreme stripping (hooking) to solve their financial problems.

Ted: Dude, Sandy is having a stripper logic week.
Tom: So, when's the gangbang and how much is it?

by Jay Winter August 19, 2014

Fridge logic

Moving shit around in a fridge to fit other shit in. This is generally used in small fridges with large bottles and or foodstuffs. Fridge logic can also be used when trying to fit people (generally dead) into a frige without a large area for body-storage. here are a few ways to best use fridge logic:

1. remove shelves, allowing you to fit larger items in.

2. put the item through a woodchipper. it will then take up less space and will be easier to manipulate (and identify)

3. Get a bigger fridge.

If the items still do not fit in the fridge. they probably do not belong in a fridge and should be stored up your ass.

Harlee: "How are we gonna fit the Passion pop into that tiny fridge?"
Scotty: *Removes shelves and throws into motel room* "there."
Harlee: "Nice fridge logic."

by scottytheplanker October 30, 2011

Kalen Logic

The art of being a dumbasss and being internet warrior.

Talking on Skype and waving a verbal battle with somebody is kalen logic or saying that somebody that is bad a cod is a no life

by sagemode67 August 12, 2012

case logic

exactly what it means.

"its not what i got you for valentines, case logic is not what you think.(its exactly what you think it is)but what "kind"?"

by topeachfuzz February 13, 2009

fuzzy logic

Profile pictures on MySpace or other social networking sites in which a woman (or man, these days) wears pants that are cut so low you can see his or her pubes.

You: Wow, have you seen Henrietta's mom's MySpace pic? She's a little old to be wearing jeans that low.

Me: Yeah, you can see her pubes in that fuzzy logic, dude.

You: I wish Henrietta would post a fuzzy logic for her Facebook photo.

Me: Yeah, but I kind of like the digital divide she posted. I'm a tit guy when it comes right down to it.

You: Yeah, I'd take digital divide over fuzzy logic any day.

by LearnedOne August 14, 2009

dolby pro logic II

A system that splits a stereo signal into a 5.1 surround sound system. Since stereo recordings are made for 2 speakers and 5.1 surround sound systems have 6 speakers dolby pro logic II splits the different sounds into different speakers based on the wave length of the sound within the recording. Normally the vocals fall into the front center speaker and the instruments may fall into surrounding speakers and the bass falls into the sub woofers. many video game developers make games using dolby pro logic II technology because there is no digital audio outsource for the game device except some of the newer systems such as the ps3 and xbox 360. games that use dolby pro logic II will have sounds fall into an individual speaker based on where the sounds of gunshots or effects is located in relation to the perspective of the gamer. cd's are only available in stereo and dvd's could hold up to 7.1 surround sound. with dolby pro logic II stereo recordings could seem to have as much depth as a 5.1 recording.

some albums are recorded with dolby pro logic II in mind. notice how the main vocals falls into the front center speaker and the choir falls into all the surrounding speakers.

by Eazy-X April 4, 2008

Cannibal Logic

!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band

~created by mike,renee,and nicole

1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"

2.better then carnivorous penguins

by Mike,Renee,Nicole January 8, 2009