day's leavings

Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.

Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.

by manfredmanley August 19, 2015

Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.

'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024

I didn't just leave it

You need to stop making excuses for stealing from me or I'm going to need to start stabbing kids.

Hym "I didn't just leave it. Published publicly. You're not keeping it. You need to stop blowing smoke up eachother's asses about it."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

by Adujasty343 August 27, 2025

leave if you want

i’m not forcing you to stay

you can leave me behind if thats what you truly wish for

“Though I would love for you to stay, leave if you want.”

by Izaguirre September 10, 2019

Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.

This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.

by potatohunt November 5, 2017

The ritual of leaves

Every once in a while friends will get togther and throw leaves at eachother to celebrate their friendship!!

Friend1: shall the Ritual of Leaves commence?
Friend2: yes is shall my friend.

by T1dd13s November 6, 2020