you late

A phrase said to someone who is finds out about something (for example a meme on the internet) way after everyone else.

Yo ya'll heard about all your base?

Man that was like 5 years ago, you late!

by laterade July 27, 2010

chronically late

Any time you smoke weed after 4:20pm. The history as to why it is PM and not AM as well is unknown, but likely arbitrary.

Alt: Slang for when a dealer takes a longer than usual amount of time to deliver your pot.

"Man, it's five o'clock and you're just now smoking up..? You're chronically late!"

or

"Usually on time, Timmy wondered why PK was chronically late with the kind he had ordered."

by Sleightflow October 22, 2012

Ejacu-late

When you see something sexual then ejaculate after a long period of time sfterword.

Danny DeVito: Hey! How you doing Charlie?
Charlie: I kinda just came man idk what's happening.
Danny DeVito: Wish did you just ejacu-late.

by DaddyDeVitosAlt May 28, 2020

Fashionably Late

This is, in fact, an impossibility. Any scheduled time is by its very nature a recipriversexclusion (a number that is anything other than itself) and it is therefore impossible to be late.

she's fashionably late ... again.

by Sinister_Ringmaster January 29, 2016

Two-thousand-and-late

Can also be said as "2000 and Late", "2k Late" or "2k n' Late"

This was the original term for "not trendy", no need for a new dumb word.

"Hey you like my trendy man-bun?"

"Dude you're Two-thousand-and-late. That ain't trendy anymore."
Or
"Man, naw ur 2klate!"

by Geralt the White Wolf May 19, 2021

A day late and a dollar short

An expression used by those who are with incredible stupidity and of a state of retardation that pairs well with their receding and grotesque hairline

Bafoon:Hey I'm a day late and a dollar short
Regular Person: Shut up

by 3idbwkabsi3 April 16, 2017

Balls Late

Staying late at work due to an appointment, meeting, or an excess of work that needs to be done.

Oh shit, I forgot that I have an appointment this afternoon, and i need to make my time up, Looks like I will be here balls late...

by Sped81 October 20, 2008